I’m back to talk about Chumleigh. International diplomutt
and dog about town. The longer we live in Bangladesh the bigger his head gets.
I think he always suspected he was extra special, even before we came here, but
the residents of Dhaka only add fuel to the fire.
We had to stop taking Chumleigh for walks in our
neighborhood. Because of the lack of any kind of animal control the Dhaka dogs
have pretty much taken over the city and whenever they see Chumleigh coming,
their ears perk up, their eyes brighten, they start to salivate and I can
actually hear them thinking “How nice! She’s brought us a snack!”
Chumleigh's reaction to hearing that other dogs see him as a snack. |
It’s become a nice little family outing. Every Saturday
evening, we climb into the elevator, hit the ground floor button and as the
doors slide open into the garage, Chumleigh emerges like a Middle Eastern
prince making a grand entrance at a State dinner. The guards leap forward to
greet him. You may not know it, but in Bangladesh, his name has about twelve
syllables. Ch-ummmmm-a-leigh. Okay maybe only four, but you get the point.
He is greeted with enthusiasm. The guards and the grounds
keeper scurry over to pet him and laugh at his antics. He preens and shows off,
basking in the glow of his absolute certainty that this is the life he was born
for all along. Jasim will have pulled the car up directly in front of the
elevator. Upon our arrival he leaps out of the car and holds the door open…for
Chumleigh. I have to open my own door. Chumleigh gives him a regal nod of his
head, we pile into our car, and Jasim drives us about a mile to the edge of
town. This takes about half an hour. No…really.
Once the car is in motion, it is our duty to roll the window
down so that Chumleigh may address his subjects. He perches on Derek’s thigh to
give him extra height and without fail every person we pass on the street
rushes forward to catch a glimpse of him. I suspect it is mostly so they may
speculate on what species he actually is. There is pointing. There is shouting.
There is excessive attention. There is probably a betting pool.
Traffic never moves quickly in Dhaka so there is plenty of
time for his subjects to view him. This means that our car is frequently
surrounded. Small brown eyed children point and yell “Beral”! That’s Bangla for
cat. I roll my eyes and yell back, “Beral Nai! (not a cat) Chowto Kukur (little
dog)”. They look confused, shake their heads and decide that clearly I am drunk.
He has also been mistaken for a monkey and yes, once even a bird.
Yesterday, we once again piled into the car and headed to
the river, only the landscape on the way to the dead end where we park had
changed. Next week is Eid. Eid is the festival of sacrifice and thousands of
cows, sheep and goats are brought into the city by meat merchants to sell. Then
next week the animals will be sacrificed.
Where there had been only empty fields now there is a
massive makeshift stockyards. I was fascinated by the spectacle and squealed at
Jasim to stop so that I could take pictures. Derek announced that he would stay
in the car with Chumleigh and I dashed away to explore. The locals were
fascinated by the white lady hanging out in an Eid stockyard and were eager to
show me the prize bull. A beast of an animal that Paul Bunyon would have
fancied.
Once I finished taking pictures we headed back to the car
and to my surprise, it was barely visible through the crowd. I was still trying
to figure out why when Jasim belted out a laugh and yelled “Madam! They all
must see Ch-ummmm-a-leigh”!
Sure enough a crowd surrounded the car at least four people
deep on all sides pushing and craning their necks to be able to see Chumleigh,
who was standing in the car window clearly thinking “Now THIS is how I should
be treated”!
I climbed into the car, laughing my head off and snapped a
few pictures of the crowd as they snapped pictures of us with their cell
phones. Jasim pulled out, nearly running over people because they wouldn’t step
back and we headed on to the river.
The crowds were much thicker than normal because of the
holiday coming up. People lined the road all the way to the river.
As we parked the car and stepped out a little girl came
running down the road yelling “Ch-ummmm-a-leigh!!!!” She followed us every step
of our walk. Clearly we have been there too many times.
As we walked we continued to pick up more followers. It was starting to look like a parade. Each time Chumleigh stood up on his hind legs for attention his entourage went wild. People took pictures. Ma’am Chobi (picture)? Ma’am, selfie (yes. Selfie is universally understood)? The best part is, I love getting to visit with all his fans. They are warm and friendly and seem to appreciate it when we step into their world. They go wild when I try my Bangla on them.
Amidst groans of disappointment from the crowd, we settled back into the car. He nestled down once again on Derek’s thigh, rested his chin against the window and breathed a sigh of either relief or satisfaction, I’m not sure which as he bade farewell to his throngs of followers, whom I am quite certainly, will be there waiting for him next week when we return.